Still Too Soon

So I got this book for Christmas along with a book about the making of The Princess Bride, and the new Greg Iles book. I decided to save this one for Spring Break thinking it would be a quick read. It would be fun to relive Alabama’s 2011 season, thought I.

As with the storm on April 27, 2011, this was the Mother of All Bad Ideas.

Nearly every section in the beginning ends with the line:

“It was 5:13 p.m.”

It is a quick read. It’s a riveting read. After an hour, I’m nearly half way through (which is quick for me), but y’all . . .

It. Is. Still. Too. Soon.

And (as he pounds his head against the wall) it was almost four years ago to the month.

Don’t let anyone tell you I’m an intelligent person cause it just ain’t so.

(Thankfully, I know how the story ends.)

From a Word-Slinger: Further-Farther

No, you don’t need to stop again!

Helpful hint from your friendly neighborhood word-slinger: “further” and “farther” are not actually interchangeable like say “literally” and “figuratively.”

Use “farther” when you are discussing an actual, literal (in the literal sense of the word literal) distance between two things.

Use “further” when you are talking about a metaphorical or figurative (in the imagined sense of the word “literally”) distance between two things.

Nothing could be further from the truth than the idea that I’m an overindulgent dad, so no, I’m not stopping for another pee break until we get farther down the road.

Furthermore, when you just cannot decide if you’re speaking literally literally or figuratively literally, you should err on the side of figuratively literally and go with “further.”

Better to be safe than sorry when you’re having to clean the leather seats.

And for the record, no, “literally” and “figuratively” are not interchangeable either. Grammar serves humor; the reverse is never true.

Until next time . . .